| Name : perl-DNA
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| Version : 0.03
| Vendor : obs://build_opensuse_org/devel:languages:perl
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| Release : lp156.8.1
| Date : 2024-07-03 19:03:56
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| Group : Development/Libraries/Perl
| Source RPM : perl-DNA-0.03-lp156.8.1.src.rpm
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| Size : 0.01 MB
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| Packager : https://www_suse_com/
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| Summary : Encodes your Perl program into an Nucleic Acid sequence
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Description :
So you say you\'re a rabid Perl programmer? You\'ve got a Camel tattooed on
your arm. You took your wife to TPC for your second honeymoon. But you\'re
worried about your children, they might not be such devoted Perl addicts.
How do you guarantee the continuation of the line? Until now, there was no
solution (what, do you think they teach Perl in school?!)
Through the magic of Gene Splicing, now you can encode your very genes with
the essense of Perl! Simply take your best one-liner, encode it with this
nifty DNA module and head on down to your local sperm bank and have them
inject that sucker in.
As the encoding of programs on bacterial DNA will soon revolutionize the
data storage industry, I\'m downloading the necessary forms from the US
patent office as I write. Imagine, all of CPAN on an airborne bacteria. You
can breathe Perl code!
When you use the DNA module on your code, the first time through it will
convert your code into a series of DNA sequences. Of course, most of the
DNA is simply junk. We\'re not sure why... someone spilled coffee on the
documentation.
There\'s also a slight chance on each use that a mutation will occur... or
maybe its a bug in perl, we\'re not sure. Of course, this means your code
may suddenly fall over dead... but you made a few million copies, right?
POD will, of course, be preserved. God made the mistake of not writing
docs, and look at all the trouble we\'ve had to go through to figure out his
code!
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